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Lag Hell · Aug 18, 2005, 11:01 AM // 11:01

2day during our gym session @ school a girl from our class had her top ripped off, having it stuck to 1 of those tall pole thingys she jumped down without noticing.

and of course.... Me and 99% of all the other boys turned
and stared.....

DooMthealmighty · Aug 18, 2005, 11:03 AM // 11:03

Pervert........

Lag Hell · Aug 18, 2005, 11:07 AM // 11:07

A teacher came and acompanied her away b4 we could see anything...-_-*

Dhagon of Ascalon · Aug 18, 2005, 11:49 AM // 11:49

This deserves a nice, big *sigh...*

Old Dood · Aug 18, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53

She had to be mortifide.

I remember way way back in the olden days when we were in 9th grade gym.
It was an old school built in the 1920's. The gym was divided by huge solid wood folding doors. Well at one point between the "folds" there was this crack. We as young horny teenage boys could look through this crack right into the girl's locker room.

The down side was if the gym teacher saw us doing that you recieved a SWAT.
Yes...these were the days of SWATS. Nothing like being told to grab your ankles with only your gym shorts as "armor". (We also had to wear jock straps..no protecton there) That SWAT from the gym teacher really really HURT! You took this SWAT and did your level best not to show any pain. If you cried....that was worst then the SWAT. No one let you forget that!
Fun times....

Charcoal Ann · Aug 18, 2005, 12:56 PM // 12:56

hmm this kind of thing seems to happen a lot at my school... i've never been fast enough to see anything... just the giggling and laughter that follows.......

Asplode · Aug 18, 2005, 01:17 PM // 13:17

I had something like that happen during my highschool years, but it was god-awful.

So there's this fat chick in my gym class, right. Let me explain exactly how fat she is...she couldn't fit into our standard gym sweatpants, so she brought her own set, this HUGE, plus-sized set of jogging pants, the kind with the buttons down the sides.

So we're playing dodgeball, my favoriate game, and Christ 5th-hour gym was not prepared for this, at least not immediately after lunch. So anyway, teacher blows the whistle, we all rush for the middle, and blimpy races for the back corner of the field. Races, in fact, SO fast that she stepped on the bottom cuff of her button-downs and RIPS it off completely, right in the middle of the confusion.

EVERYONE stops. Pandemonium sizzles down to complete serenity, for a fleeting moment...then the entire place just ROARS. Students, teacher, student teacher, teacher's aid, equipment b*tch, everyone. The curtains partitioning the huge gym fly open as people rush to investigate, and the poor girl's hobbling out of there hiding her plus-size grandma undies in the torn mess of her button-down gym pants.

...but yeah, that's my gym story.

Vengeance · Aug 18, 2005, 01:33 PM // 13:33

Ahhh ... Phys-Ed ... publicly humiliating your shortcomings since 1924 ...

FrogDevourer · Aug 18, 2005, 01:59 PM // 13:59

Next time please add a warning in the thread title: forbidden if you are over 13yo.

Hoyt · Aug 18, 2005, 02:33 PM // 14:33

Lag Hell,
My dear boy....this is only the begining.
And worry not, you are not a pervert for finding the event titilating...you are a normal male teenager.
You are, however, a bit twisted for feeling the need to post it on a gaming forum.
:P

Loviatar · Aug 18, 2005, 02:50 PM // 14:50

this isnt gym but can anybody top this?

local state beach

girl weighing at least 325 pounds riding a horse bareback wearing a string bikini

TROTTING

DarkWasp · Aug 18, 2005, 02:51 PM // 14:51

Unless ofcoarse it was the first time seeing anybody other then your mother when you were a baby. Ooooo, hehehe just a joke, nothing personal.

Hoyt · Aug 18, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54

Aniewiel is soooo totally going to close this thread the second she sees it.

Old Dood · Aug 18, 2005, 03:20 PM // 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoyt

Aniewiel is soooo totally going to close this thread the second she sees it.

Why would she?
It is totally "Off Topic & Absured".

SOT · Aug 18, 2005, 03:33 PM // 15:33

I was roughly 11 or so. Mom had taken to a mall in Albequrque, New Mexico while on vacation.

We went into the wierd mall-based mcdonald's type place that had its entire wall structuce covered in ORANGES. It was weird to me because I am from Texas, and I had not then seen anything like it, and haven't since, LOL.

I wandered outside alone (bad dog, no biscuit!) and ended up conversing with a strange looking man, who quite literally resembled John Wayne Gayce, only about 45 pounds LESS of John Wayne Gacy.

He handed me a little briefcase and told me to go with god's blessing.

Now hold on. In the modern day, that might ring alarm bells about bombs, chemical weapons, or porno.

It was full of CASH!

The bad part? My mother had a conscience. DAMMIT!

Asplode · Aug 18, 2005, 03:38 PM // 15:38

Your mother didn't have a conscience, your mother was OUT OF HER MIND!

...gimme the money >.>

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 18, 2005, 03:42 PM // 15:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoyt

Lag Hell,
My dear boy....this is only the begining.
And worry not, you are not a pervert for finding the event titilating...you are a normal male teenager.
You are, however, a bit twisted for feeling the need to post it on a gaming forum.
:P

That about says it for me.
But I don't think he's twisted. It's just a lack of discretion which is also appropriate for his age.

midnyte13 · Aug 18, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04

you'd a been a hero if you had pulled off your shirt and handed it to her or helped out a little...i know thats even more absurd that the original post but ...the girlies would have been lining up for a true knight in smelly gym clothes (shining armor)

franning · Aug 18, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loviatar

this isnt gym but can anybody top this?

local state beach

girl weighing at least 325 pounds riding a horse bareback wearing a string bikini

TROTTING

thanks for picturing it in my head now... DRAT uuuuuuuu...

Old Dood · Aug 18, 2005, 04:23 PM // 16:23

Allot of Smegma there!